So your relaxing in a boat fishing. It is a nice tranquil day, when all of a sudden this dolphin lands in your lap.
OMG it's a fucking Dolphin!

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Def Leopard disgracing the honor of the Stanley Cup
Dumb Shit 

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that def leopard guy is an asshole, no-one should hoist the up above thier head unless they've won the Stanley Cup,.. AND HE PUTS IT UPSIDE DOWN!!?!?!?!!... FUCK THAT DUDE, I Hope the Detroit fans kill that mother fucker.!!!

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I'll see you in court GOD!
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth so help ...um...yourself?

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Would you like shit sprinkles on your ice cream?
Why I eat vanilla ice cream!

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Toilet pranks are shitty!
I can't get off the pot!

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If you ever need to escape from jail, here is what you do.
How much does it cost to ship?

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madmex wrote If you ever need to escape from jail, here is what you do. How much does it cost to ship?

Actually that prisoner escaped Metal Gear Solid style. Moving around in a box, and hiding in a box on a delivery truck are things Snake is known for.

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"the dominus of the black megadus"

Im glad he did.  If your inventive enough to come up with a way out of a structure designed to cage you, you deserve your freedom.  Plus, he is just a drug dealer.  It's not like he broke out and now children will go missing.

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"What do you want for Christmas?" "Fraggle Stick Car." "What the fuck is a Fraggle Stick Car? Next!"